For some, Donald Trump’s “big, fat, ugly bubble” hot take at this week’s debate doesn’t quite capture a market that’s careening toward a Fed-fueled apocalypse the likes of which not even the staunchest Wall Street bear could see coming.
Then there are the hopeless dreamers. The unflappable optimists. Show them Miss Piggy, and they see Ms. Universe. An overvalued asset? Nah, another buying opportunity. See you losers at Dow 500,000!
Of course, most us linger somewhere in between the two extremes. But where, exactly? Perhaps you don’t even know how you feel about this confusing stock market anymore. Well, allow this quiz to help you get in touch with your inner bull: